Nam's One-Liner Jokes

Welcome to my one-liners jokes site.

This site is intended to be a database of funny one-liners from all over the world, from some of the funniest people in the world. If you know any good ones, send them in!

Notes:

A) Yes, I know some of these aren’t strictly one-liners - they may be two or even three short sentences, but they are short enough and funny enough to qualify.

B) Some of the one-liner topics have their own categories rather than be included in more general ones eg. dogs and cats have their own categories rather than be included in the general topic of ‘animals’. This is simply because there are so many of them that they deserve their own category.

C) I have included authors where known. If anyone wants to update me with the author of a particular witticism then please do so.

D) The one-liners are meant to be funny and NOT offensive to any particular race, creed, colour, religion… you get the idea!

Cheers,

Nam