Archive for the ‘Classified Ads Jokes’ Category

Children

Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers:
 
Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
 




Cooking

Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers:
 
Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
 




Dogs

Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers:
 
Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
 




Education

Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers:
 
Illiterate? Write today for free help.
 
Year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
 




Mechanics

Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers:
 
Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you’ll never go anywhere again.
 




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