Nam's One-Liner Jokes

Q: How many Vulcans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two – one to change the bulb, the other to say ‘I fail to see the humour in this’

Q:  How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
 
A:  One, but you have to pry him off the sheep first.
 
A:  Two – one to say “She’ll be right mate” and one to fetch the beers.
 
A:  16. One to change the bulb and 15 to say “Good on yer, mate!”
 

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Two – one to hold the Diet Pepsi and one to call Daddy
 

Q:  How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
 
A: Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
 
A: Five – one to change the light bulb and the other four to fill out the Environmental Impact Statement.
 
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Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?   A: I’ll have an estimate for you a week from Monday.