Bald Guys never have a bad hair day.
The method preferred by most balding men for making themselves look silly is called the ‘comb-over,’ which is when the man grows the hair on one side of his head very long and combs it across the bald area, creating an effect that looks…from the top…like an egg in the grasp [...]
I ain’t saying the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance she leaned over and pushed me.
Guy walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck. Bartender says, “All right, I’ll let ya stay—but don’t start nuthin.”
Beauty is only a light switch away.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
I don’t have anything against facelifts, but I think it’s time to stop when you look permanently frightened.
Never go to a plastic surgeon whose favorite artist is Picasso
No matter how good she looks, some other guy somewhere is sick and [...]
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