Nam's One-Liner Jokes

If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway. — Lowery’s Law
 
There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be solved by brute strength and ignorance. — William’s Law
 
There’s nothing to match curling up with a good book when there’s a repair job to be done around the house.
 

I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms.
 
I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance – waiting to get into the bathroom. — Bob Hope
 

People are going on dates now to coffee bars. This is the worst idea. Four cappuccinos later, your date doesn’t look any better. — Margot Black
 
I date this girl for two years – and then the nagging starts: ‘I wanna know your name.’
 
I’ve been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.
 
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If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
 
If blind people wear sunglasses, why don’t deaf people wear earmuffs.
 

How can you tell if your husband is dead? The sex is the same, but you get the remote
 
How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up
 
I had an uncle who was the most polite man who ever lived. He was so polite, his tombstone [...]