Nam's One-Liner Jokes

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll make an exception.
 
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
 
My wife gave me a nose hair clipper for my birthday. I guess she finally realized that wasn’t a moustache. — Lee Entrekin
 

Politically correct term: Fail: Achieve a deficiency.
 
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong?’ Then a voice says to me, ‘This is going to take more than one night.’ — Charlie Brown
 

My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called Pictures We took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film. – Cynthia Levin
 

What do you call a Welsh farmer with four sheep? A pimp
 

I base my fashion sense on what doesn’t itch