Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn-shop?
HEADLINES FROM 2035: Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
How do you get 99 old ladies to say “f***” at the same time? Yell “Bingo!”
I always win. Except when I lose, but then I just don’t count it.
The video game Grand Theft Auto [...]
I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died. – Richard Diran
When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it was a valuable plant.
How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone? Both look out their windows and see rubble
I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first, I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won’t fall down. — [...]
Dad called upstairs to his daughter when her boyfriend came to pick her up, “Dreamboat…your barnacle is here!”
I finally realised my lover was bored with me when she moved and left no forwarding address.
I once broke-up with a girl because she had a incurable speech impediment. “She couldn’t say ‘yes’.”
Man who lose key to girlfriend’s [...]
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