Nam's One-Liner Jokes

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What does the incestuous hillbilly family do on Halloween? Pump kin
 

According to a study, they found common words used by happy people are, joy, love and hopeful. And they also found common words used by other people to describe happy people. Annoying, irritating, obnoxious… — Jay Leno
 
Happiness, n. An agreeable sensation arrising from contemplating the misery of another. – Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary
 
Happiness is having a large, loving, [...]

A Romanian man is in the hospital after getting drunk and swallowing 120 coins on a bet. Doctors monitoring his situation say so far, no change. — Jay Leno
 
According to a new medical study, it’s healthy for a wife to get angry at her husband than to keep it all inside which can lead to disease. So guys when [...]

You know you’re in for a bad day when your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell’s Angels  on the motorway.