Nam's One-Liner Jokes

You know, we could make ice skating a lot more like hockey if we gave the skaters sticks, pucks, a uniform, put goals in the rink, and named it Hockey.
 

I got a lot of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
 
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
 
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn’t like it. — Samuel Goldwyn
 
I thought I had a great idea today, but it never really took off. In fact, it didn’t even get on [...]

Today marks the first day that United States citizens returning from Mexico need a visa to be able to return. Mexican citizens however are still allowed to just use the big hole in the fence. — Jay Leno
 

Impotence is Nature’s way of saying “no hard feelings”.
 

My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating. – Ashleigh Brilliant