A high school in England is going to teach a class in Elvish - the language that is spoken in ‘The Lord of The Rings’. Not surprisingly the Elvish language has no words for girl, date or kiss. — Conan O’Brien
Be careful of your thoughts; they may become words at any moment. — Ira Gassen
Headline from 2035: White minorities [...]
Some latin phrases for you to impress your friends with:
Si hoc legere scis numium eruditionis habes. – If you can read this, you’re overeducated.
Di! Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit! – God, look at the time! My wife will kill me!
Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? – Is that a scroll [...]
In my day, we didn’t have rocks. We had to go down to the creek and wash our clothes by beating them with our heads.
In my day, we didn’t have water. We had to smash together our own hydrogen and oxygen atoms.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
A policeman arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree. The officer rushes over to the vehicle and asks the driver, “Are you seriously hurt?” ”How do I know?” the driver responds. “I’m not a lawyer.”
And remember, if you can’t find a [...]
LAZY PEOPLE DO LESS WRONG! It’s Proven. The less you do, the less you can do wrong. Sure you do less right as well But Some things have to be sacrificed in the pursuit of excellence.
Politically correct term: Lazy: Motivationally deficient.
Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years
There’s no pleasure in having nothing [...]
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