Nam's One-Liner Jokes

Karaoke bars combine two of the nation’s greatest evils: people who shouldn’t drink with people who shouldn’t sing.  –Tom Dreesen
 

People who think they know everything are very irritating to those of us who do.
 
The less you know… the less misinformed you are!
 
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