A state senator in Florida wants to outlaw the term ‘illegal alien’ because it’s insensitive. They want to go with the more politically correct term, ‘WalMart-ian.’ — Jay Leno
If my father is Welsh and my mother is Hungarian what does that make me? Well-hung.
Did you hear about the Indian chief named Running Water? He had two daughter, Hot and Cold, and a son named Luke.
My neighbourhood is so tough that my Internet company won’t even send email there.
Beverly Hills is so exclusive – it’s the only place I’ve seen a Salvation Army band with a string section.
Things are getting so bad in our town that the police dept. has an unlisted telephone number.
It was hard for me to leave [...]
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people. – G. K. Chesterton
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