Nam's One-Liner Jokes

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QUOTES FROM “CHEERS”
 
“Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?”  
“A little early, isn’t it, Woody?”  
“For a beer?”  
“No, for stupid questions.”
 
“Hey Mr. Peterson, there’s a cold one waiting for you.”  
“I know, if she calls, I’m not here.”
 
“Hey Norm, how’s the world been treating you?”  
“Like a baby treats a diaper.”
 
“How’s it going, Mr. Peterson?”  
“Poor.”  
“I’m sorry to hear [...]