Nam's One-Liner Jokes

Attention to health is life’s greatest hindrance. – Plato (427?-347? B.C.)
 
Plato was a bore. – Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)
 
Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal. – Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910)
 
I’m not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy. – Ernest Hemingway (1889-1961)
 
Hemingway was a jerk. – Harold Robbins
 
I have a new philosophy. I am only going to dread one day at a time. [...]