Perfumes
David Beckham and Posh Spice have got a new perfume coming out. It’s called ‘Intimately Beckham.’ Apparently, it’s a
delicate combination of anorexic breath and athlete’s foot. – Craig Ferguson
Why are women wearing perfumes that smell like flowers? Men don’t like flowers. I’ve been wearing a great new scent. It’s called New Car Interior. — Rita Rudner

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