Whenever my kids are having trouble at school, I like to tell them about myself when I was a kid. I wasn’t very big, I wasn’t the smartest, I wasn’t the best in sports and, yes, I did get beat-up a lot. Unfortunately, that’s where the story ends, so it doesn’t usually cheer them up [...]
A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. “How much will that be?” asks the neutron. “For you?” replies the bartender, “no charge.”
Black holes suck!
British scientists are now seeking permission to fuse human cells with rabbit eggs. Their goal is to create a human with a [...]
A friend saw President Clinton smoking a pipe and asked, “Hey Bill, I thought you were a cigar man?” President Clinton responded,”Cigars are for pussies!”
A Survey was conducted as to why men like blow jobs: 10% liked the feeling 12% liked the dominance 78% liked the fucking silence
According to Self magazine, one in four women [...]
A new study says that it actually takes men longer to shop on the internet then it does for them to shop in an actual store. Well of course it would , there’s no naked women at the stores. – Jay Leno
A woman walked up to the manager of a department store. “Are you hiring any help?” she [...]
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