Nam's One-Liner Jokes

I don’t even know why I try. My Valentine’s dinner was very embarrassing. My date, after dinner, went around the bar handing out her card. — Dave Letterman
 
VALENTINES MESSAGES =====================================
 
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, because I was pissed
 
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met [...]

Q: Why did Viagra come out with a nasal spray? A: It’s for dickheads
 
Some insurance companies won’t pay for Viagra unless men can prove that they’re impotent. Which means that you are at a disadvantage if you have a really hot pharmacist. — Conan O’Brien
 
The increased use of Viagra by seniors created a demand for a sexual [...]

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
 
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but once the casts come off man, you better watch your back
 
This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence. — Vyvyan, The Young Ones
 
Too often, we lose sight of life’s simple pleasures. Remember, when someone [...]

Why do men want to marry virgins? They can’t stand criticism
 

“They do a lot of animal testing in the cosmetics industry, maybe they should brag about it in their commercials. ’Aquanet hair spray, if it can blind a spider monkey, it can make your hair look luscious!’” — Vernon Chapman