Nam's One-Liner Jokes

Al Gore’s daughter got married last weekend. Al Gore’s no fun at wedding receptions. He keeps pointing out how fast the ice sculpture is melting. — Dave Letterman
 
Homer Simpson (giving a lecture on marriage): “What is a wedding? Webster’s Dictionary defines a wedding as ‘The
process of removing weeds from one’s garden.’”
 
Hugh Hefner is getting married. Hugh Hefner [...]