Funerals
I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it. – Mark Twain
The man responsible for making popcorn a movie theater snack has passed away. His family was going to get him a regular casket, but then decided to get the extra large one was the better deal because it came with a medium Coke. – David Letterman
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