Nam's One-Liner Jokes

How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone? Both look out their windows and see rubble

I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first, I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won’t fall down. — Mitch Hedberg

In a recent speech, Fidel Castro said the United States cannot successfully compete with Cuba. If you want to hear the speech, it’s available in Havana on eight-track tape. – Conan O’Brien

One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me if the equator was a real line that went around the Earth, or just an imaginary one. I had to laugh. Laugh and laugh. Because I didn’t know, and I thought that maybe by laughing he would forget what he asked me. – Jack Handley

The easiest way to refold a map is differently.

There is nothing wrong with California that the San Andreas fault cannot cure. – Ross McDonald

What is Iraq’s national bird? Duck

Why do all Iraqi soldiers carry a piece of sandpaper? They need a map

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