Mental Illness
Don’t piss me off! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies!
Even paranoids have real enemies. — Delmore Schwartz
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
I don’t buy temporary insanity as a murder defense. Because people kill people. That’s and animal instinct. I think breaking into someone’s home and ironing all their clothes is temporary insanity.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I’m more intrigued by the 23 percent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves. – Jerry Garcia – Grateful Dead
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
I’m not mad; I’m just a sane person trapped in the body of a lunatic.
I’m not myself today. Maybe I’m you.
I’m not paranoid! Which one of my enemies told you this?
Is it possible to be a closet claustrophobic?
It’s been lovely, but I must scream now.
I’ve given up trying to escape from reality; they always find me anyway.
Kiss me twice—I’m schizophrenic.
My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.
Never get into an argument with the schizophrenic person and say, “Just who do you think you are?”
None of the ideas expressed above are actually mine. They are told to me by Luthor and Ferdinand, the five inch tall space aliens who live under my desk. In return for these ideas, I have given them permission to eat any dust bunnies they may find under there.
Of all the imaginary friends I’ve had, I don’t think there was one that I didn’t end up having to kill.
Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are ok, you’re it.
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. — Carl Gustav Jung
The opinions expressed here are not those of my employer, my wife, my church, or myself… But they are the opinions of Elvis as revealed to me through the medium of my pet hamster, Lee Harvey Oswald…
Two in every one people in this country are schizophrenic.
When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
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