Nam's One-Liner Jokes

Why phone a psychic-let them phone you.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

I almost had a psychic girlfriend once-but she left me before we met.

I have my own personal psychic. He doesn’t predict the future, and he can’t tell you much about your past. But he does a really fantastic job of describing the present. For instance, he can tell you exactly what you’re wearing, but he can’t do it over the phone. — George Carlin

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