Shopping
A new study says that it actually takes men longer to shop on the internet then it does for them to shop in an actual store. Well of course it would , there’s no naked women at the stores. – Jay Leno
A woman walked up to the manager of a department store. “Are you hiring any help?” she asked. “No,” he said. “We already have all the staff we need.” “Then would you mind getting someone to wait on me?” she asked.
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing ‘Happy Birthday’.
In the window of an Oregon general store: ”Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?”
On a Maine shop: ”Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship.”
Researchers at Stanford University say they’ve developed a drug called ‘Celexa’ that helps women who are compulsive shoppers. They say it curbs the uncontrollable urge to shop. In fact, this weekend it goes on sale for 50% off. – Jay Leno
Shopping tip: You can get shoes for $2.00 at bowling alleys.
Whenever I walk into the supermarket the manager goes for a grocery cart for me. I said, ‘Why do you always give me a cart with a squeaky wheel?’ “He said, ‘We’ve only got one store detective, we can’t watch everybody.’” — Bob Hope
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