Nam's One-Liner Jokes

My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating. – Ashleigh Brilliant
 

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.  — Mark Twain
 
Be consistent (but not all the time)
 
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps!
 
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
 
I feel like I’m in a rut. Every time I go to bed at night, I find [...]