Posts Tagged ‘Bessie and Beulah’

Food

A balanced diet is a burger in each hand.
 
A lonely stranger went into a deserted restaurant and ordered the breakfast special. When his meal arrived, he looked at the waitress and asked, “How about a kind word?” She leaned over and said, “Don’t at the meat.”
 
According to a new medical study, barbecuing is bad for your [...]




Hotels

What a hotel we’re staying at! The towels are so big and fluffy, you can hardly close your suitcase! — Bessie and Beulah
 
I have property in LA. A hotel is holding two of my suit-cases. — Soupy Sales
 
I was at this terrible hotel once. The room was tiny, without proper ventilation, and it didn’t even [...]




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