A woman in India claims that she has lived to be 120 years old by drinking wine and smoking pot every day. No one had the heart to tell the stoned woman that she’s only 35. – Conan O’Brien
I know I’m getting old because a sexy babe caught my fancy and my pacemaker opened the garage door.
I know [...]
A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could have only one book, what would it be? I always say ‘How To Build A Boat.’ — Steven Wright
Editor: One who sorts the wheat from the chaff and prints the chaff. — Adlai Stevenson
Few people realize that Shakespeare once studied law. The original [...]
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