Nam's One-Liner Jokes

A child of five would understand this – send someone to fetch a child of five. — Groucho Marx
 
A judge ruled that Britney Spears’ kids would be better off they go to live with Kevin Federline. The judge made the ruling after a six-month exhaustive search for an option C. — Conan O’Brien
 
A teen-aged boy with spiked hair, [...]

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
 
Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It’s kind of like being the guy on a date. — Caroline Rhea
 
I asked my psychiatrist if she thought I was crazy, she said “no”, so I let her up.
 
I had to [...]

After the last staff reduction my Boss said, “We’re no longer lean and mean…now we’re boney and angry.”
 
“Armstrong!” the boss bellowed, “I happen to know that the reason you didn’t come to work yesterday was that you were out playing golf! What do you have to say for yourself?” “That’s a rotten lie!” Armstrong protested. [...]