24 hours in a day… 24 beers in a case… coincidence? I think NOT!
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: “A beer please, and how about one for the road.”
Always carry a flask of whiskey in case of snakebites and [...]
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. – Spike Milligan
News from the Pentagon: Soldiers can now live together if the’re married. I don’t know if that’s a good idea. Can you imagine being under constant attack from a hostile enemy then having to go out and fight the terrorists? – Craig Ferguson
A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could have only one book, what would it be? I always say ‘How To Build A Boat.’ — Steven Wright
Editor: One who sorts the wheat from the chaff and prints the chaff. — Adlai Stevenson
Few people realize that Shakespeare once studied law. The original [...]
A cell phone video has surfaced of Saddam Hussein’s hanging and officials are trying to figure out who shot the video. People who were at the hanging say it was probably the guy who kept yelling: ‘Hey keep it down, I’m on the phone here!’ – Conan O’Brien
A vacuum with nipples. — Otto Preminger of Marilyn Monroe
Caesar’s Palace has [...]
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
At a recent speech to hundreds of university professors, Bill Gates said it’s [...]
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