Nam's One-Liner Jokes

I enjoy using the comedy technique of self-deprecation – but I’m not very good at it.
 
Some things just aren’t funny. Beatings aren’t funny. Mimes aren’t funny. But beating a mime – why is that so hilarious? – Dave Attell  
 

Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
 
Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ. — Confucius
 
How do you know when it’s time to tune your bagpipes?
 
I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means ‘put down.’ — Bob [...]