Bald Guys never have a bad hair day.
The method preferred by most balding men for making themselves look silly is called the ‘comb-over,’ which is when the man grows the hair on one side of his head very long and combs it across the bald area, creating an effect that looks…from the top…like an egg in the grasp [...]
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
At a recent speech to hundreds of university professors, Bill Gates said it’s [...]
A dog recently saved his owner’s life, because he had been trained to dial 999. Unfortunately, operators had trouble finding the address ‘woof, woof.’ — Norm McDonald
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”
Did you [...]
A new study says that obese people can lose weight if they walk 12 miles per week. As a result McDonalds is introducing a new 12 mile long buffet. — Conan O’Brien
Has your girlfriend or wife put on a little weight over the Xmas period? If so, encourage her to walk 3 miles in the morning and then [...]
A friend in need is a friend to dodge.
A friend in need is a pest indeed.
A man is known by the company he avoids.
Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. — Ambrose Bierce
Familiarity breeds contempt – but without a little familiarity you can’t [...]
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