A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The egg is frowning and looking annoyed, while the chicken has a big smile on its face and is smoking a cigarette. The egg says, “Well, I guess we answered that question.”
A guy’s walking down the street when a six foot beetle pops up, pulls out [...]
Al Gore had a birthday over the weekend. I don’t want to say Al Gore has gained a couple of pounds, but I understand that at the party they had a cake jump out of an even bigger cake. — Jay Leno
Happy birthday to Burt Reynolds; 71 years old today. There were so many candles on Burt’s cake, he [...]
Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
Crime of passion is a phrase that drives me crazy. A man murdering his girlfriend is not a crime of passion. Premature ejaculation–that’s a crime of passion. – Hellura Lyle
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Good news for out-of-towners. Crime in New York [...]
According to a U.N. report, methane gas from cows is more damaging to the environment than automobile emissions. See, this explains why Al Gore has put on so much weight. He is single-handedly trying to rid the world of cows one cheese-burger at a time. — Jay Leno
New York City is going green. All the cabs are converting to [...]
Congratulations to Al Gore. His movie won an Oscar. Today it got reversed by the Supreme Court. Al Gore announced last night that for the first time, the Academy Awards had a green theme. Which is not really true. It’s always had a green theme…money and envy. — Jay Leno
Did you all watch the Oscars last night? It was [...]
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