Posts Tagged ‘Drew Carey’

Food

A balanced diet is a burger in each hand.
 
A lonely stranger went into a deserted restaurant and ordered the breakfast special. When his meal arrived, he looked at the waitress and asked, “How about a kind word?” She leaned over and said, “Don’t at the meat.”
 
According to a new medical study, barbecuing is bad for your [...]




Work

After the last staff reduction my Boss said, “We’re no longer lean and mean…now we’re boney and angry.”
 
“Armstrong!” the boss bellowed, “I happen to know that the reason you didn’t come to work yesterday was that you were out playing golf! What do you have to say for yourself?” “That’s a rotten lie!” Armstrong protested. [...]




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