Nam's One-Liner Jokes

Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
 
Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ. — Confucius
 
How do you know when it’s time to tune your bagpipes?
 
I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means ‘put down.’ — Bob [...]