Nam's One-Liner Jokes

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.  — Mark Twain
 
Be consistent (but not all the time)
 
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps!
 
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
 
I feel like I’m in a rut. Every time I go to bed at night, I find [...]

Whenever my kids are having trouble at school, I like to tell them about myself when I was a kid. I wasn’t very big, I wasn’t the smartest, I wasn’t the best in sports and, yes, I did get beat-up a lot. Unfortunately, that’s where the story ends, so it doesn’t usually cheer them up [...]