I went camping with some friends once in the cold and we bought a cheap tent. Yep, that was the winter of our discount tent.
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. — George Carlin
Why phone a psychic-let them phone you.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
I almost had a psychic girlfriend once-but she left me before we met.
I have my own personal psychic. He doesn’t predict the future, and he can’t tell you much about your past. But he does a really fantastic job of [...]
A diagnostic is someone who doesn’t know whether there are two gods.
A Mother was reading a Bible story to her young daughter. She read “The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned into a pillar of salt”. Her daughter [...]
It isn’t widely known, but the first toilet seat was invented by a Polish scientist in the 16th century. The invention was later modified by an Irish inventor who put a hole in the seat.
Toilet stolen from police station. Cops have nothing to go on.
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean [...]
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