A doctor examined a woman and took her husband aside. “I don’t want to alarm you,” he said, “but I don’t like the way your wife looks at all.” “Me neither, Doc.” said the husband. “But she’s a great cook and real good with the kids.”
After receiving his pills from the pharmacist, the customer asked, [...]
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses – she drinks right out of the bottle. — Henny Youngman
My grandma says she has eyes in the back of her head… I hope it’s not hereditary. — Steven Wright
A batchelor is a selfish, undeserving guy, who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
A woman goes to see a Gypsy fortune-teller. “Two men are in love with me,” she says. “Who will be the lucky one?” The fortune-teller answers, “John will marry you. Dave will be the lucky one.”
Adam to Eve: I’ll wear the plants [...]
A diagnostic is someone who doesn’t know whether there are two gods.
A Mother was reading a Bible story to her young daughter. She read “The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned into a pillar of salt”. Her daughter [...]
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