A child of five would understand this – send someone to fetch a child of five. — Groucho Marx
A judge ruled that Britney Spears’ kids would be better off they go to live with Kevin Federline. The judge made the ruling after a six-month exhaustive search for an option C. — Conan O’Brien
A teen-aged boy with spiked hair, [...]
Television? The word is half Greek, half Latin. No good can come of it. — C.P. Scott
They have an amazing proliferation of TV channels now: The all-cartoon channel, the 24-hour-science fiction channel. Of course, to make room for these they got rid of the Literacy Channel and the What’s Left of Civilization Channel. – Dennis Miller
The [...]
Al Gore’s daughter got married last weekend. Al Gore’s no fun at wedding receptions. He keeps pointing out how fast the ice sculpture is melting. — Dave Letterman
Homer Simpson (giving a lecture on marriage): “What is a wedding? Webster’s Dictionary defines a wedding as ‘The
process of removing weeds from one’s garden.’”
Hugh Hefner is getting married. Hugh Hefner [...]
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