24 hours in a day… 24 beers in a case… coincidence? I think NOT!
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: “A beer please, and how about one for the road.”
Always carry a flask of whiskey in case of snakebites and [...]
Al Gore had a birthday over the weekend. I don’t want to say Al Gore has gained a couple of pounds, but I understand that at the party they had a cake jump out of an even bigger cake. — Jay Leno
Happy birthday to Burt Reynolds; 71 years old today. There were so many candles on Burt’s cake, he [...]
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. She responded, ”Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.’
According to a survey by Playboy magazine, three percent of women can’t remember their natural hair color. You know what you call these women? Blondes. — Jay [...]
A cell phone video has surfaced of Saddam Hussein’s hanging and officials are trying to figure out who shot the video. People who were at the hanging say it was probably the guy who kept yelling: ‘Hey keep it down, I’m on the phone here!’ – Conan O’Brien
A vacuum with nipples. — Otto Preminger of Marilyn Monroe
Caesar’s Palace has [...]
A child of five would understand this – send someone to fetch a child of five. — Groucho Marx
A judge ruled that Britney Spears’ kids would be better off they go to live with Kevin Federline. The judge made the ruling after a six-month exhaustive search for an option C. — Conan O’Brien
A teen-aged boy with spiked hair, [...]
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