Nam's One-Liner Jokes

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
 
Always borrow money from a pessimist-they don’t expect to be paid back.
 
I can’t stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when some-one says something like, ‘Hey, when are you going to pay me that $100 you owe me?’ or ‘Do you [...]

 All power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat though.
 
One thing I hope I’ll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again. – Jim Carrey
 
Well as I’m sure you know, we had a huge power outage here in Los Angeles yesterday. Two million people lost [...]