Nam's One-Liner Jokes

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me. — John Cleese
 
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
 
My friends all told me I’d never be anything but a failure at this business, so I decided to something about it – I went out and made [...]

Whenever my kids are having trouble at school, I like to tell them about myself when I was a kid. I wasn’t very big, I wasn’t the smartest, I wasn’t the best in sports and, yes, I did get beat-up a lot. Unfortunately, that’s where the story ends, so it doesn’t usually cheer them up [...]