A guy goes to visit a newly divorced friend. He says, “Why is there a tampon on top of your TV?” His friend says, “It’s there to remind me of the cunt who took my VCR.
Did you hear about the new “Divorce Barbie”? It comes with all of Ken’s stuff
The difference between a divorce and a legal separation [...]
Congratulations to Al Gore. His movie won an Oscar. Today it got reversed by the Supreme Court. Al Gore announced last night that for the first time, the Academy Awards had a green theme. Which is not really true. It’s always had a green theme…money and envy. — Jay Leno
Did you all watch the Oscars last night? It was [...]
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