Driving
An Alabama State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-81. The trooper asked, “Got any ID?” The driver replied, “Bout whut?
I was stopped once for going fifty-three in a thirty-five mile zone, but I told them I had dyslexia. — Spanky
On a Tennessee highway: ”Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable.”
Somebody complimented me [...]

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