Barack Obama said today that politics has become too gummed up by money and influence. And then he had to leave to attend a fund-raiser. — Jay Leno
Did you hear that the governor’s mansion in Montgomery, Alabama burned down? Yep. Pert’ near took out the whole trailer park.
HEADLINES FROM 2035: George Z. Bush says he will run [...]
A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. “How much will that be?” asks the neutron. “For you?” replies the bartender, “no charge.”
Black holes suck!
British scientists are now seeking permission to fuse human cells with rabbit eggs. Their goal is to create a human with a [...]
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