Nam's One-Liner Jokes

I’ve taken up meditation… at least it’s better than sitting around doing nothing. –Max Kauffmann
 
I took up meditation. I like to have an espresso first just to make it more challenging. — Betsy Salkind
 

I go to bed early. My favourite dream starts at nine.
 
The amount of sleep required by the average person is about five minutes more. — Max Kauffmann
 
The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.
 
What do sheep count when they can’t get to sleep?
 
Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife get to sleep? Because of his [...]