Nam's One-Liner Jokes

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. – Oscar Wilde
 
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. — Thomas Jones
 

A batchelor is a selfish, undeserving guy, who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
 
A woman goes to see a Gypsy fortune-teller.   “Two men are in love with me,” she says. “Who will be the lucky one?”   The fortune-teller answers, “John will marry you. Dave will be the lucky one.”
 
Adam to Eve: I’ll wear the plants [...]