Clothes make the man – naked people have little or no influence in society.
Customer: I’d like to try on that dress in the window. Saleslady: I’m sorry, madam, you’ll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.
I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I never have any [...]
A dog recently saved his owner’s life, because he had been trained to dial 999. Unfortunately, operators had trouble finding the address ‘woof, woof.’ — Norm McDonald
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”
Did you [...]
I wrote my mum a letter: “As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you’ve given me. Like the need for therapy…”
My mama always said we were put on this earth to help others. My question is, what are the others here for?
My mom said she learned how to swim when someone took [...]
David Beckham and Posh Spice have got a new perfume coming out. It’s called ‘Intimately Beckham.’ Apparently, it’s a
delicate combination of anorexic breath and athlete’s foot. – Craig Ferguson
Why are women wearing perfumes that smell like flowers? Men don’t like flowers. I’ve been wearing a great new scent. It’s called New Car Interior. — Rita Rudner
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