Nam's One-Liner Jokes

I was going to buy a copy of “The Power of Positive Thinking”, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?  — Ronnie Shakes
 
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
 

A friend saw President Clinton smoking a pipe and asked, “Hey Bill, I thought you were a cigar man?” President Clinton responded,”Cigars are for pussies!”
 
A Survey was conducted as to why men like blow jobs:   10% liked the feeling   12% liked the dominance   78% liked the fucking silence  
 
According to Self magazine, one in four women [...]