Nam's One-Liner Jokes

I got a lot of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
 
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
 
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn’t like it. — Samuel Goldwyn
 
I thought I had a great idea today, but it never really took off. In fact, it didn’t even get on [...]

After the last staff reduction my Boss said, “We’re no longer lean and mean…now we’re boney and angry.”
 
“Armstrong!” the boss bellowed, “I happen to know that the reason you didn’t come to work yesterday was that you were out playing golf! What do you have to say for yourself?” “That’s a rotten lie!” Armstrong protested. [...]