Posts Tagged ‘Steve Martin’

Cats

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. — Jeff Valdez
 
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.  – Steven Wright 
 
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
 
How do you make a cat go “woof”? Dip it in gasoline and light a match
 
I gave my cat a [...]




France

I think the most memorable experience I had in France was visiting the cathedral at Chartres which is a 400-year-old cathedral with beautiful stained glass. It was a very, very moving experience, as I was writing my name on it with a can of spray paint… — Steve Martin
 
Why doesn’t Princess Di like the French Press? They drive her [...]




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