Cats
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. — Jeff Valdez
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. – Steven Wright
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
How do you make a cat go “woof”? Dip it in gasoline and light a match
I gave my cat a [...]

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