A woman in India claims that she has lived to be 120 years old by drinking wine and smoking pot every day. No one had the heart to tell the stoned woman that she’s only 35. – Conan O’Brien
I know I’m getting old because a sexy babe caught my fancy and my pacemaker opened the garage door.
I know [...]
A lot of people wonder how you know if you’re really in love. Just ask yourself this one question: “Would I mind being destroyed financially by this person?
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. — Charlie Brown
I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that [...]
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